Wolves can sign their own Kane in Dzeko

Wolves have been linked with a move for Inter striker Edin Dzeko recently and the Bosnian could be Bruno Lage’s own version of Tottenham Hotspur star Harry Kane at Molineux.

Reports from Italy have suggested that Wolves are one of several sides interested in the former Manchester City man this summer, with the 36-year-old seemingly available despite a strong debut season with the Serie A side.

The veteran forward contributed an impressive 17 goals and ten assists in 48 appearances, following his move from Roma last summer, which emphasises that he was a key part of Simone Inzaghi’s squad at the San Siro.

Therefore, he could definitely offer Wolves some real quality in attack next season, which Lage will be crying out for after several lacklustre performances last term.

If he were to make the move to Molineux, he could perform a similar role to Kane for the Old Gold. According to FbRef, the England captain is the most similar player to Dzeko in terms of style of play.

According to WhoScored, both Kane and Dzeko excel at aerial duels and finishing, while they also like to drop deep and spread the play via long balls.

If Dzeko were to perform at even half of the level of Kane, given his incredible performances for Spurs in recent seasons, then he would surely be a worthwhile addition.

Roberto Mancini was full of praise for Dzeko back in 2015, saying:

“We’ll have to pay attention to Edin, because he’s one of the best in the world. He’ll score at least 15 goals though, because he has incredible quality.”

Even seven years on, the Bosnia and Herzegovina international is still finding the back of the net on a regular basis, and his record suggests that he would have no trouble re-adjusting to the Premier League.

Therefore, Jeff Shi should definitely try and bring Dzeko to Molineux this summer.

AND, in other news: Lage can unearth the next £59m gem as Wolves target “one of the biggest talents”

Harrogate eyed Sunderland ace Diamond

Harrogate Town manager Simon Weaver has admitted defeat in his hopes of signing Jack Diamond from Sunderland this summer.

The Lowdown: Impressed

Diamond impressed while on loan at Harrogate last season, scoring 14 goals and making a further seven assists in 45 games in total over all competitions (Transfermarkt).

He has also played 42 times for the Stadium of Light outfit over the past four campaigns, scoring twice and supplying six assists (Transfermarkt).

The Latest: Weaver update

Speaking to The Harrogate Advertiser, Harrogate boss Weaver has claimed that although they tried, it is ‘unlikely’ that Diamond will be returning to the club for next term, after getting ‘knocked back’ by the Wearside club:

“I would say Jack Diamond coming back is unlikely now, but we really did try.

“We had a good go at getting him back here again. We’ve tried to sign him on a permanent deal but got knocked back. We’ve tried to bring him back on a loan basis, on any basis we could to be honest.“We’ve tried, but Sunderland own Jack, he is their player and we have to respect that.“With regard to the loan, they’ve said to us that they want to see the lad tested at League One level now that they have gone up to the Championship.“Obviously it is disappointing because Jack Diamond is a real talent and he made a big impression during his time here. But, we are excited by the transfer business that we have already done this summer and the other deals that we are still currently working on.”The Verdict: InterestingIt is certainly interesting for the Black Cats supporters to hear that the club want to send Diamond out on loan to a League One side next season, having smashed it in League Two.Of course, promotion up to the Championship might have tempted Diamond to stay put next term, but Alex Neil clearly wants the 22-year-old to further his development before being a part of his squad.Diamond has shown that with regular game time he can perform at a high level, so perhaps a similar vein of form in the third tier next season could see him become a fixture in Neil’s first team from the 2023/24 campaign.

Raphinha update emerges amid LFC interest

Liverpool have been heavily linked with Raphinha for a while, and a new update has now emerged on Leeds United’s latest stance on the prospective sale of the player this summer.

What’s the latest?

According to Spanish news outlet Sport, the Whites would now be willing to accept a transfer fee of €50m (£42.8m) for the Brazilian winger, and that could be revised down even further.

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As per the report, Raphinha has made clear his desire to leave his current club, with Barcelona being his first choice option for this summer, although both Liverpool and Arsenal have also approached with interest.

Klopp’s next Jota

Liverpool don’t always sign their star players from within the Premier League, but when they have done during Jurgen Klopp’s tenure they have struck gold, with Sadio Mane, Virgil Van Dijk and Diogo Jota all having a massive impact at Anfield after leaving their former English top-flight clubs.

Jota in particular has had a fantastic impact competing for a place in Liverpool’s formidable front three since joining from Wolves in 2020 for a similar fee (£41m) as Raphinha’s reported asking price.

The Portuguese maestro has scored 34 goals and delivered nine assists in 85 appearances for Liverpool, with a goal contribution every 124 minutes for the Reds, proving that he has been a worthwhile signing.

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Raphinha could now follow in the footsteps of Jota by joining the Merseyside giants to compete for a place in their team and potentially becoming a key component in the club’s pursuit for more trophies.

Following Sadio Mane’s imminent departure, Divock Origi’s contract expiry and the expected sale of Takumi Minamino this summer, there will definitely be an opportunity for the Brazilian to apply his talents and strengths in the team despite the signing of another striker in Darwin Nunez.

The Leeds winger, who was dubbed a “proper talent” by Joe Cole, has scored 17 goals and contributed 12 assists since joining the Whites in 2020. He has been a consistent threat for the West Yorkshire club, duly cementing his status as a fan favourite with his heroics against Brentford a month ago to keep Jesse Marsch’s side in the top flight.

FSG should not give up on their pursuit of the Brazilian, as Raphinha could be a great asset to replace the depth lost in the forward line at Anfield this summer, especially now that Leeds are seemingly resigned to selling him for much less than originally intended.

AND in other news: Major Liverpool transfer twist emerges; Jurgen Klopp will be frustrated

Newcastle prioritising Renan Lodi

A huge Newcastle United transfer claim has emerged on the club’s pursuit of Renan Lodi heading into the summer transfer window… 

What’s the talk?

Reporter Jacque Talbot has revealed that the Brazilian defender is the club’s number one target in that area of the pitch.

The Magpies will be pursuing a deal to sign the Atletico Madrid man in the coming months and will then look to snap up Matt Targett if they fail to bring their first choice in.

He told GIVEMESPORT: “I’m told that with Targett, it’s going to be more of a secondary option. So, they’ve put the feelers out for Lodi, who’s their main priority signing for that left-back side. And if that falls through, then they’re going to go back to Targett.”

Eddie Howe will be buzzing

The Toon head coach will be buzzing with this news as it shows that PIF and Dan Ashworth are not willing to settle for the safe option.

Targett spent the second half of the 2021/22 campaign on loan from Aston Villa and he was a solid performer at left-back. He ended the season with an excellent SofaScore rating of 6.92 for his parent club and the Magpies combined in the Premier League, making an impressive 3.8 tackles and interceptions per game as he showcased his strong defending.

However, he is not a high-level left-back when it comes to crossing the halfway line and attacking the opposition’s goal.

As per FBRef, he ranks in the 62nd percentile or lower in shot-creating actions, non-penalty goals, non-penalty Expected Goals + Expected Assists, assists, and dribbles completed per 90 in the last 365 days among left-back’s in Europe’s top five leagues.

Lodi, meanwhile, ranks in the 74th percentile or higher in all of those categories and in the 92nd percentile or higher for both assists and non-penalty goals per 90.

The 24-year-old managed three goals and four assists in 17 starts in La Liga and the Champions League for Atletico as he proved that he can make a big impact in the final third. He has the quality to score and assist goals from full-back and this means that he can offer Newcastle another attacking threat in the Premier League next season.

However, he is a riskier signing than Targett as he has not played in England before and it is not a guarantee that he will adapt to English football.

That is the risk Newcastle have to take if they want to elevate their attack with a talented left-back option to provide a threat from the defence and that is why Howe will be buzzing with the club’s pursuit of Lodi.

AND in other news, Howe can axe £25m NUFC flop by signing “frightening” £94m predator who’s “the future”…

Man United lead race for Osimhen

Manchester United appears to be in pole position to sign Napoli striker Victor Osimhen as Erik ten Hag looks to revitalise his attacking options ahead of his first campaign in charge of the side.

What’s the word?

According to reports via Sport Witness, Man United are leading the race to sign the Napoli frontman in a hope that it will bolster their attacking arsenal next season.

One journalist stated that if Napoli were to receive an offer of €100m (£85m) then it would be considered.

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United could face competition from fellow Premier League side Newcastle for the striker’s signature and a battle will surely take place during the summer transfer window.

Ten Hag surely buzzing

It’s no secret that Man United have had a terrible campaign, with the club slipping further and further from the Premier League title as the years go on, the new manager has a massive job on his hands.

Thus, the idea of signing Osimhen will surely leave the Dutchman buzzing with excitement.

From a team that used to have world-class forwards in abundance, the decline of the Red Devils’ frontline has been painful. Out of all the forward options, only Cristiano Ronaldo has scored more than ten goals (24) during this season and this is a problem that ten Hag needs to solve quickly, otherwise it could be a tough start for the new man.

Osimhen could be the ideal solution, with the striker bagging 18 goals in just 31 appearances in Serie A and the Europa League.

Compared to positional peers in the big five leagues, Osimhen features in the 95th percentile for total shots per 90 minutes (3.85) and the 90th percentile for touches in the opposition box (7.08).

This proves that he is a constant attacking threat and is more often than not, present in the opposition area to cause chaos.

Having been described as a “thoroughbred bomber” by Napoli head coach Luciano Spalletti, it’s clear to see the 23-year-old has a bright future.

If Manchester United are serious about making progress next season, signing the Nigeria international will go a long way to aid the cause.

AND in other news, Deal close: Man Utd nearing the signing of £63m-rated “genius”, he’s better than Pogba

Warner's muscle and Samson's skill: a tale of two top T20 knocks

Where one relied on his sublime timing, the other was ruthless in his approach, making for very contrasting but effective innings

Hemant Brar in Hyderabad30-Mar-20192:56

Dasgupta: Warner looked in control and took calculated chances

“To me, Sanju Samson will be the MVP of the IPL; he’ll be player of the tournament,” Rajasthan Royals brand ambassador Shane Warne had said before the start of IPL 2019. Although it’s still early days in the tournament, for a brief period on Friday, Samson was the Orange Cap holder.The first centurion of the season, Samson scored an unbeaten 102 off 55 balls, studded with ten fours and four sixes, to steer Royals to 198 for 2 against Sunrisers Hyderabad at the Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium.However, David Warner’s equally brilliant 37-ball 69 meant Sunrisers overhauled the target with one over to spare, and registered their highest successful chase in the IPL.While Samson relied on his timing and was more sublime in his stroke-making, Warner was ruthless in his approach. Such was the quality of both innings, even opposition players couldn’t help lavishing praise. After the match, Sunrisers allrounder Vijay Shankar dubbed Samson’s innings “outstanding”, and the opposition camp’s Rahul Tripathi conceded Warner dashed all their plans by the way he batted.Sanju Samson pulls powerfully•BCCIHere’s a look at the two contrasting but equally effective knocks:Different challenges
After opting to bat first, Royals lost Jos Buttler in the fourth over of the innings. With the surface playing a bit slower than expected, Royals were aiming for a total of 150-odd. Therefore, the goal for Samson was to lay a solid foundation for the batsmen to come and his 119-run stand with captain Ajinkya Rahane did exactly that.On the other hand, a 199-run target meant Sunrisers couldn’t afford to waste any time. After scoring 85 in the last game, Warner once again led the charge and almost singlehandedly set up the chase, with Jonny Bairstow playing second fiddle. Sunrisers took 69 from the Powerplay without losing a wicket, and by the time Warner departed, the side had cruised to 110 in 9.4 overs. At that stage, Sunrisers still required 89 off 62, but Warner’s innings meant the asking rate never got out of control.Stepping on the gas
Samson took his time to get his eye in; scoring at only a-run-a-ball for the first ten balls he faced as Royals finished the Powerplay on 35 for 1. The next ten balls, though, brought Samson 22 runs. The sequence started with a six off Shahbaz Nadeem and included another six off Siddarth Kaul – the two big hits coming in consecutive overs.David Warner smokes one into the leg side•BCCISamson reached his fifty off 34 balls but it wasn’t until the 18th over that he hit the top gear. Bhuvneshwar Kumar, who had conceded only ten off his first two overs, was carted for 24, with Samson staying leg side of the ball through the over. He started with lofting the first ball over wide long-off for a six before bringing his wrists into play to squeeze four fours through the point region. Samson got to his hundred off 54 balls – with yet another four off Bhuvneshwar – as he smashed 45 off the last 15 balls he faced.For Warner, the situation dictated that he attack from the start, and attack he did. The first ball of the chase was glanced to the fine-leg boundary and the fourth bludgeoned over deep midwicket for a six. Warner had sprinted to 18 off eight before his opening partner Bairstow could face a ball. He walloped his way to 40 off 20 and then 60 off 30 balls before Ben Stokes hurried him with a bouncer to end his innings.Method behind madness
Just like the situations they batted in and the way they accelerated, both batsmen’s execution was also different. While four of Samson’s ten fours came behind square on the off side, Warner scored a solitary single in that region. Samson notched up 23 off 9 balls on either side of the point.In contrast, Warner seemed happy to chip even the short-of-length deliveries over long-off instead of cutting them away. During his innings, Warner scored 23 off 8 in the direction of long-off, including three fours and a six.Choosing their battles
Bhuvneshwar bore most of the brunt when Samson accelerated towards the end. The batsman’s strike rate against Bhuvneshwar was a whopping 375 (30 off 8). Apart from Rashid Khan – against whom he scored 14 off 11 – Samson’s strike rate against all other bowlers was between 140 and 180.Before this game, Dhawal Kulkarni had bowled 52 balls to Warner in the IPL, conceding just 44 runs and dismissing the opener twice. But here Warner set the tone with 14 off the seamer’s first over, and, in all, took 21 off the 11 Kulkarni deliveries he faced. The only bowler Warner was more brutal against was offspinner K Gowtham, who went for 22 off 8 against the Australian.

Latham proves value in tough situation

After years of uncertainty over their openers, New Zealand have found one they will want to keep in Tom Latham

Mohammad Isam at Basin Reserve14-Jan-2017Minutes after Tom Latham ran three to complete his sixth Test century, half the crowd exited Basin Reserve. They had been cheering for him all this time, and when he raised his bat the applause was louder than anything heard over the last three days of the Test. They walked away cheerfully too, assured that New Zealand were in a secure position.There is safety in Latham’s defence, as he shifts his weight back to block with the middle of his bat. The stroke is effortless, belying the delivery hurtling towards him. There’s also a bit of Kumar Sangakkara in his forward press, and especially when he drives through the off side. While such a comparison may be daunting for a young batsman, the resemblance doesn’t go much further. They are both left-hand batsmen, so some of their shots look similar.Taylor returns from surgery

Ross Taylor was playing his first international innings since having eye surgery. He made 40 off 51 balls before pulling a catch to midwicket.
“It’s too early to say I noticed the difference [after the eye surgery]. It was nice to get out there and I felt good and confident. If you can feel confident when you’re batting, you get the right results. First game back it was nice to get a 40 but disappointed I didn’t go on.”

Latham’s quality – in how he finds boundaries despite there being little width – along with the quantity of deliveries he tackles with precision, makes him the complete package, especially for an opener who plies his trade in New Zealand’s seaming conditions.He also has the numbers when compared to other New Zealand batsmen who opened, having made his sixth Test century in his 28th Test, in response to Bangladesh’s first-innings score of 595. Former captain Glenn Turner had six hundreds in his first 31 Tests, while John Wright’s first six took 50 matches. Latham was also only the second opener, after Wright, to score a Test hundred at Basin Reserve in 87 years.Ross Taylor said Latham was the first New Zealand opener since the mid-2000s to make his place in the XI a permanent one, adding to the solidity provided by Kane Williamson in their top order.”For a while, apart from Mark Richardson, we’ve been to-ing and fro-ing with a lot of openers,” Taylor said. “Tom put his hand up and he’s one of the first picked. In our conditions, an opener and a No. 3 are very important.”We have a world-class No. 3 in Kane Williamson and we’ve got a consistent opener in Tom Latham. He’s still young but he’s earning his stripes in the team and he batted outstandingly well. It isn’t an easy place to open, and for him to come out and bat as positively as he did, took lot pressure off the incoming batsmen.”Latham ended the third day at Basin Reserve on 119, with New Zealand on 292 for 3, trailing by 303 runs. “We need him to carry on again and get a big score,” Taylor said. “I’m not sure what his personal best is, but it’d be good to get that and carry on.”It’s a pretty good batting wicket. At best, maybe day five is a better gauge on whether it’s breaking up a little bit. At the moment it’s still pretty good and we’ll take that confidence into tomorrow that we can still bat a period of time.”

Carlos Brathwaite fifty on rain-ravaged day

ESPNcricinfo staff04-Jan-2016Nathan Lyon bowled only three balls before rain interrupted play again•Getty ImagesAnother 80-minute delay ensued before play resumed at noon•Getty ImagesCarlos Brathwaite and Denesh Ramdin stretched their overnight partnership to 87 before rain played truant again•Getty ImagesCarlos brought up his second half-century off exactly fifty balls•Getty ImagesHe smashed a couple of sixes off James Pattinson…•Getty Images…but the quick roared back to bowl Carlos for 69 off 71 balls. Rain refused to relent and wiped out the final session with West Indies at 7 for 248•Getty Images

Knockout punches and an epic chase

While by no means a definitive list of Jacques Kallis’ best ODI performances, these five efforts showcased his versatility and match-winning qualities

Karthik Krishnaswamy30-Jul-2014113* v Sri Lanka, Dhaka, 1998
Rain delayed the start of the first semi-final and the match had been reduced to 39 overs a side by the time South Africa, sent in to bat, began their innings. Sri Lanka had bowled New Zealand out for 188 in their quarter-final, and were looking good once again when Nuwan Zoysa took two wickets in the 10th over to leave South Africa 57 for 3.This was when Jacques Kallis walked in and deflated Sri Lanka’s hopes, smashing five fours and five sixes to power South Africa to 240 for 7 with little help from anyone else. Daryll Cullinan, who had opened the batting, made 30, the second-highest score in the innings. Muttiah Muralitharan bore the brunt of Kallis’ assault, finishing with figures of 1 for 48 from six overs. With more rain falling during the innings break, Sri Lanka’s target was revised to 224 from 34 overs. They didn’t get remotely close, getting bowled out for 132 in 23.4 overs.5 for 30 v West Indies, Dhaka, 1998
Having played a massive role in taking South Africa into the final, Kallis won them their first – and to date only – ICC title with a match-altering spell of bowling. Having chosen to field, South Africa ran into a marauding Philo Wallace, who smacked 103 of 102 balls. When Hansie Cronje dismissed Wallace, West Indies were 180 for 4 with more than 15 overs left and a set Carl Hooper at the crease, and 300 seemed possible. Kallis, though, had other ideas. West Indies lost their last six wickets for 52 runs in 11.3 overs, and Kallis took five of them, including three lbws. Chasing 246, South Africa won with three overs to spare, with Cronje guiding them home with an unbeaten 61. Kallis played his part with the bat too, scoring 37.53* and 2 for 15 v New Zealand, Edgbaston, 1999
With their twin heartbreaks against Australia still to come, South Africa were looking the side to beat at the 1999 World Cup. Describing their 74-run Super Six win over New Zealand, wrote that South Africa “looked like raging bulls determinedly charging along the road to the final”. Kallis was the architect of that win with bat and ball. Coming in at 187 for 2, after Gary Kirsten and Herschelle Gibbs had put on 176 for the first wicket, Kallis applied the brutal finishing touches to South Africa’s innings, smashing three sixes in an unbeaten 53 off 36 balls and putting on 54 in 31 balls with Hansie Cronje. And he wasn’t done by any means. Opening the bowling as New Zealand began their chase of 288, Kallis dismissed both openers to finish with figures of 2 for 15 in six overs.139 v West Indies, Johannesburg, 2004
By the time the final match of their tour rolled around, West Indies were sick of Kallis, who had scored four centuries in the Test series and another in the first ODI. Now, in the fifth ODI, he broke West Indian hearts for the final time on their tour, and in most gut-wrenching manner. With rain ensuring there was no result in the third ODI, West Indies came into the match with a chance to level the series 2-2. With Chris Gayle scoring 152, they began brilliantly, scoring 304 for 2 in their 50 overs. But they still weren’t Kallis-proof.South Africa’s No. 3 walked in at the fall of Herschelle Gibbs in the sixth over, and was in the middle till the penultimate over of South Africa’s innings, having put on productive partnerships with Graeme Smith, Boeta Dippenaar and Jacques Rudolph. When Kallis was out to Ravi Rampaul after striking 11 fours and three sixes in a 142-ball 139, South Africa needed nine runs from eight balls, and they eventually sneaked home with two balls to spare.86 v Sri Lanka, Guyana, 2007
Lasith Malinga’s astonishing four-wicket burst had gone on to overshadow everything else that happened in this match, but Kallis’ 86 was as effective as South Africa sneaked a one-wicket win in their first Super Eights game at the 2007 World Cup. Charl Langeveldt’s 5 for 39 had sent South Africa on their way, as Sri Lanka, having chosen to bat first, were bowled out for 209.Kallis walked in early, with Chaminda Vaas bowling AB de Villiers in the first over of South Africa’s chase, and proceeded to do what he does best. Steady at one end, he put on 94 with Graeme Smith, 65 with Herschelle Gibbs, and was still at the crease when South Africa needed four runs to win with five wickets in hand and more than five overs remaining. Improbably, Malinga nearly won the game for Sri Lanka, taking four wickets in four balls, before Robin Peterson and Langeveldt saw the gasping South Africans home.

The blade maketh the man

What batsmen want out of their bats has changed over the years – but not so much that they are any less finicky than their predecessors

Paul Edwards18-Feb-2013″Bats no longer have edges. They have a front, a back – and two sides.” Michael Holding’s judgement, given on air during one of last summer’s Tests, was delivered in his typically deep Jamaican tones, and it brooked no disagreement.One has only to look at the weapons being used by first-class cricketers to see that the profile of bats has changed. Long gone is the traditional blade, the 2lb 5oz scimitar. Willows are no longer particularly willowy.Yet, as many league cricketers can testify, while the modern bat may look like a mighty piece of wood with its huge 70mm edges, it is very far from the 3lb clubs used 20 and more years ago by Clive Lloyd, Graham Gooch and their like. The average weight of today’s bats is around 2lb 9oz, and this in a craft where taking an ounce off a blade can make all the difference to those key criteria, balance and pick-up. So how have manufacturers managed to make 41 ounces look like 48 or more?Welcome to the arcane world of pressing, bowing and concave shaping, a realm where professional sportsmen still take delivery of the highly crafted tools of their trade and then put them in the airing cupboard to dry them out a bit. One thing before we start: you can forget linseed oil; that’s just so last century.Pressing the wood is vital to a bat’s performance. All bat makers do this but if they press too little, the bat will be more likely to break, while if they press too much, its responsiveness and performance will be reduced. “There is an optimum amount of pressing,” said Stuart Waterton, brand manager at Kookaburra UK. “It is vitally important to produce the drive, and will vary for each piece of wood.””Each pressing is different, even if you’re making two bats from the same tree,” said Alex Mace, cricket product manager at Slazenger. “We press a bat three times, and under-pressing a bat is better than over-pressing, particularly for the bats we provide for the professionals.”It is expected that our professionals will break more bats given the amount of use they get. You’re only talking about a few per cent but the performance of a professional’s bat will generally be better than what you’d get from a bat bought off the shelf. That’s explained by the pressing techniques. We’d like to get the two more aligned but we’re not there yet.”In the meantime, bat manufacturers attempt to provide their customers in club cricket with the highest-quality product they can. Slazenger’s top-of-the-range Jonny Bairstow-endorsed, limited edition Retro V12 will set you back £425, while Kookaburra’s Players bat retails at 500 quid.”In terms of a top-price bat there’s no difference between the one we sell to a customer and that we provide for a professional,” said Waterton. “The cricketer who buys a Players bat will be getting a bat of pretty much the same quality as that we would provide for a Team Kookaburra Player like Stephen Moore.”And very well-heeled club batsmen visiting John Newbery’s workshop in Sussex last summer could treat themselves to a Cenkos, the first £1000 bat. Reassuringly expensive, some might argue, the Cenkos was custom-built in every respect and came in its own case. Newbery’s made a limited edition of just 25 and sold the lot.Many adjustments need to be made before a cricket bat meets the requirements of either endorsers or customers. Most players prefer a round handle, although some still like an oval shape. Some – Jacques Kallis, for example – opt to have more wood towards the bottom of the bat, while Eoin Morgan requires a medium-high profile. However, it is no longer the fashion for players to use a different profile of bat depending on the pitches in the country where they are playing. “The bats we made for Ian Bell to go to India this winter were exactly the same as he uses in the UK,” said Waterton.The majority of batsmen also prefer there to be a slight bow in the shape of the bat and for its face to be flat. (The traditional view was that the face should be slightly convex, but the current consensus is that this makes the bat look narrow, which is absolutely not the feeling a member of the top order wants to have.)Then there’s the back of the blade to be dealt with. In order that the bat can be as thick as possible without any increase in weight, bat makers have developed a technique whereby the traditionally sloping areas either side of the spine are made a little concave to allow wood to be removed in compensation for the size of the spine.”The holy grail is a big bat with a light pick-up,” said Mace. “People now look at size rather than the grain, even though the grain might be perfect.” Yet a decade ago customers in sports shops could be found closely examining the grain of prospective purchases and regarding it as a vital criterion in their final choice. Maybe some still do, for grain undoubtedly counts for something, but the need for a bat to have seven bands that are as even as the stripes on a Hove deckchair is no longer quite so important.

“I picked up one of the Surrey players’ bats in the changing room very recently and I expected it to feel like a railway sleeper. Instead, I thought to myself that I could almost use that”Micky Stewart

Lancashire’s Tom Smith admits that he tends to go for bats with knots in the wood because he was once told that they were the best bits of timber. Waterton uses an anecdote from his own time as a county cricketer to illustrate the occasional limitations of mere appearances. “I went to a bat maker and he asked me whether I wanted a pretty bat or one that wasn’t so good looking but ‘went’,” he said. “I chose the latter and it was a firecracker, it went like a bomb.”It is true that you can get good bats from all grades of willow but the general rule is still that the higher the quality of the wood, the more likely you are to get a good one.””It’s all about performance and power, and the growth of T20 has aided that,” said Mace. “Batsmen want big edges, a light pick-up and a bigger carry.” The modern cricketer is also, many believe, better physically equipped to take a 2lb 9oz bat and do serious damage with it. Newbery’s chief executive, Neil Lenham, a former Sussex batsman, points out that the current county player spends far more time in the gym than he and his counterparts did. “As a result, the bat speed created is probably greater than it has ever been in the history of the game.”All of which brings us to the Mongoose MMiR, the longer-handed, shorter-bladed bat that, so the argument goes, makes room for a bigger sweet spot and more weight though thicker edges, thus transferring more impact to the ball. Since the MMiR made its debut in 2009, Mongoose has added the conventionally shaped ToRQ to its range, and also the CoR3, a hybrid of the two other styles in which the standard-length blade is cut down by an inch and a half. The firm’s marquee endorser is Marcus Trescothick, but Gareth Andrew and Brett D’Oliveira also use Mongoose bats, and more names are set to be unveiled in 2013.”We saw the popularity of T20 and thought there was a gap in the market for a particular design,” said David Tretheway, Mongoose’s sales and marketing director. “Players were using the same bat for both T20 and Test cricket and yet the type of shots they were playing was very different. The need to help the attacking style gave birth to the short-bladed bat.”When the unconventional Mongoose was introduced, some thought it presaged a revolution in bat design. (In fact, the shape of the new bat in the blockhole was somewhat similar to that favoured by cricketers in the middle of the 18th century. Comparing the Mongoose to the bat held by the fresh-faced Lewis Cage in Francis Cotes’ beguiling 1768 painting makes the point.)It is probably fair to say that so far more players have used Mongoose bats in the nets than have taken them out to the middle. The English county cricketer can be a pretty conservative animal and batsmen the world over will do anything to prolong the life of a favourite willow with which they have scored a pile of runs. Nor is there any demand to limit the number of times a bat can be pressed. Which is probably fortunate, given that pressing techniques are so varied: commercial considerations mean that one bat maker won’t let colleagues from other firms see the machine he uses to press bats.The professionals, most of them anyway, are just as particular about their bats. Lancashire’s Stephen Moore endorses Kookaburra, and his preparation is meticulous. “Kookaburra’s main site is at Corby and I go down there and say what adjustments I’d like made,” he said. “I use an extra short handle and they tinker with the toe a little bit. They’re made precisely the way I like them, although I do tend to let them dry out a little bit more.”When I get a bat, it might be 2lb 9 or 10oz, but by the time I’ve let it dry out in an airing cupboard it’s about 2lb 8ozs. While I very seldom take one out of the wrapper and use it, I’ll use tape or glue to keep a bat going if I’ve scored a lot of runs with it. Bear in mind that I bat at the top of the order, but I’ll probably get through four or five bats a season, sometimes more.”Francis Cotes’ 1768 painting has the young Lewis Cage holding a bat not dissimilar to today’s fashionable Mongoose•Getty ImagesMoore’s habits and foibles needed little explanation to Micky Stewart, who must be a fair contender to be England’s most forward-thinking 80-year-old. Despite having never used a bat weighing more than 2lb 5ozs – and powerful contemporaries like Peter May and Ken Barrington favoured willows of comparable weight – Stewart is entirely attuned to the approach of cricketers in the second decade of the 21st century.”The ball can go off the edge of a modern-day bat and go for a two-bounce four,” he said. “Or players can be caught at third man off the edge. You have sweepers on both boundaries now because that is where the ball goes. When I played, the best batsmen were strokers and placers of the ball, although Peter May and Ted Dexter were exceptions to that. I picked up one of the Surrey players’ bats in the changing room very recently and I expected it to feel like a railway sleeper. Instead, I thought to myself that I could almost use that.” (Quite so. Persuade an ex-player to pick up a cricket bat and he will wonder if a comeback is on the cards.)Stewart’s final statement that “so many of the top players absolutely murder the ball now” is a pithy summation of the dominant characteristic of current batting technique. So it is not surprising that the names given to bats have ballistic connotations. David Warner’s current Gray-Nicolls is called the Kaboom, a word that could have been found in a balloon above the head of a very different batman. A Mongoose slogan is “See the ball, smash the ball.” Thank you, Mr Graveney, we’ll let you know.Yet when it comes to bats, 21st-century cricketers make room for both folklore and fanglements. They are interested in new technologies and changing designs, but they still cling to adages and axioms passed down to them by their fathers’ generation. The majority of bats may now be made in India but that does nothing to reduce the intimacy with which they are viewed by batsmen whose professional careers or deep recreational pleasure depend upon their performance. In Gerald Martineau recounts how James Broadbridge of Sussex carried his bat with him when out walking. Yorkshireman George Anderson took his to bed with him. And Daniel Day and John Bowyer of Mitcham were buried with theirs beside them. Death may have parted them from their wives but not from their willows.Some of today’s cricket widows might empathise, for some current players still lavish oodles of attention on their bats. Others take out a multi-room subscription and keep willows in the kitchen, living room, library, bedroom – and some even more private sancta. The profile of bats has changed, and will probably change again; the players’ approach to the precious implements of their trade remains endearingly unaltered in all its slightly obsessive splendour.

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